I’m currently about a year into my exploration and learning of the world of Cannabis and it has been a really interesting journey. Trying to find the right strain that will help me with my pain and spasticity has been quite an adventure. I have tried many many strains of pollen, cannabis, and various other extracts, but I have not had much luck with it. I’m not sure what I’m doing wrong but I’m trying to find the right strain to help me live a better life.

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Have you ever heard a grown man scream? Not anger or pain, but fear, true terror that in an instant cut through the blunted cynicism like a hot butter knife and pierced every callous of the soul to find the frightened child hiding under his arm as quickly as if he had never changed, not really, the years between them had only served to season his childhood nightmares with fat and guilt and shame. Immediate disorientation when his destiny was out of control?  Despair as he briefly remembers his sins and realizes that punishment is suddenly, nauseatingly close? Above the towers of Gotham, I welcome their guttural sound, sad howls with grim joy. I love the sound of the vault being opened and all the bright and dark truths coming out. Men develop a tolerance for pain, but not for a crusader in a hooded cape sticking his ankle out the window of a thirty-story building. Tell me what Big is, I growled.  The night is dark and the moon hides her face.  It’s just me and the accomplice from number four. My name is Doug Pederson! He’s complaining. Shit.  I recite the monologue aloud again. Nobody cares about your stupid name, Doug!  That’s why I called you servant number four! I scream in his face, my grip tightening as he involuntarily shifts like a hooked pole. Now! What’s great? Uh, uh, s-cross between uh, the legendary G13 and Butterscotch Hawaiian! From Bud Depot in British Columbia, who says they traveled to Israel to get these genes. It’s a really tough crop! NFB volunteers. Where’s Big? F-funky f-farms!  You all right, man? They’ve grown up! Let go of me! Let go of me! I slackened my grip a notch. Don’t let me go.  Don’t let me go. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. I whispered. You’ve been very helpful. He gets mad because he realizes that with wordplay our conversation is over and I’m going to dump him.  He screams again, briefly, and falls….. into the open cockpit of the invisible Amazon plane I borrowed because it is somehow connected to him, and faints. Next, Adams Morgan. A previous investigation revealed that Funky Farmacy’s cannabis consultant was mainly hanging out at Funky Piece’s flagship store, according to Initiative 71.  When I arrived, I found the door unlocked, and I immediately became tense. They were waiting for me. It must be a trap. What is a trap? asks Matt Bebawi in surprise.  Shit. Another monologue. Funky Apothecary! I exclaimed, waving my coat: I’m here for the big event! Oh, okay, cool, he said, handing me the bag. We really like this one. The hardening process has just been completed. I look forward to hearing from you. word-image-14606 I stared at him, my jaw dropping in surprise. Are you just going to hand it over? Shouldn’t I have attacked all those people first? Yes. No, he said, turning to his client. Wait, what? But the man was already gone, the open door moving in the light night breeze. Perfect timing for this Indian species, by the way. The light green cones, covered in crystals and bright orange hairs, have an attractive tropical look, the cut and finish are excellent, but it’s that strong sweet and sour Skunk scent that really catches the eye. The taste is pleasant, not spicy, but the smoke is important, and I coughed up the whole joint before smoking the rest in my spoons. First, I have found that Big removes my mental wall of anxiety and puts me in a relaxed and optimistic mood. Cognitive ability was not completely affected, I could write a little but felt too mentally inhibited to use it as a day or social medicine. I was more interested in the visual stimulation than the music, so put on some old Dark Knight cartoons and relax. Or, by the holy coals, Batman, have you seen the first episode of the first season of the latest Twilight Zone-like series called Black Mirror? I’ve seen a few other near-future sci-fi movies like What If, all very interesting, each episode has its own premise, but this first one…. To describe it as a very poignant look at the growing power of social media to influence government would not do it justice, but I really don’t want to spoil it for you. Get some bleach. No, the big bottle. The biggest. In any case, this indica will help you rest or train slowly. I didn’t feel as pumped up as the Master Kush when I smoked it right before physio, but I didn’t feel exhausted either, and the Zen kept me calm. I really liked it. Stop by Funky Piece Head Shop in Adams Morgan if you want to talk to them about growing cannabis at home. Or contact sir if you are interested in a turn in my invisible jet. The Silver Age, baby!

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